This article is literally just video clips and quotes, my dude.

The tweets and articles won’t do this one justice, folks - you have to see the video. See how angry he was, how combative he was, like he wanted to pick a fight with the press corps, with his critics, with America. Surreal.

I addressed this in my bigger piece on guaranteed contracts.

An offering from Billy Shakes, it ain’t, but it was a fun read.

I would suggest listening to the Audio Book version as read by Wil Wheaton. I’m not usually a fan of audio books, but listening to them while working is a necessity when your work could be dangerous given the distraction of holding a book or tablet. That…

They should just release a highlight reel of Brock standing and singing along to the National Anthem and watch the trade offers come flying in.

More appropriate songs:

So if I’m understanding correctly, Browns fans are supposed to be excited by a QB that was dumped on them in favor of:

Sounds like the job for a marine biologist

Cutler certainly plugs a hole at quarterback for the Dolphins.

How do you even break a huddle wrong? My only experience with huddles come from Hollywood so I’m guessing it was the lack of a moving inspirational speech

“As soon as it cleared the platform, there was nothing for me to push off of. Very quickly I saw that we were both going down separately.” 

In my experience this was the case before legalization to, and still is in most places where it’s illegal.

That totally makes sense, but Gottlieb was actually convicted of fraud. It’s at the top of his Wikipedia page: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Doug_Gottlieb

And congrats to all the Cubs fans for getting another moment to pat themselves on the back for feeling bad about how they ruined this guys fucking life all those years ago. It’s ok now, he’s got jewelry.

Me, reading that last paragraph:

While the “Ball Brothers” doesn’t have the same ring as the Menendez Brothers, I really see no other options here.

The new Big Baller shoes are out.

Revenue last season:

Man he picked a bad year. Texans are going to look at their QB situation and be like ‘do we even really need an offensive line?’