Carly is the worst. They deserve each other. She was decently funny on her season of the Bachelor but as her appearances continued she became more and more unlikable.

Second thought, also no snark - he’s secretly gay and can’t come to terms with coming out, which would explain the first thought.

First thought, no snark, he’s in deep with Scientology or the like.

Chad is the greatest thing to come from a reality TV show since Jersey Shore.

Better yet, his girlfriend is Xenu.

The most useful aspect of Jordan Rodgers’s appearance on The Bachelor was the revelation that he apparently has no relationship with his brother, NFL star Aaron.

Are you surprised he has the ball to do it?

And Aubrey McClendon

Donald Trump slapped his second-most slappable son, who was wearing a Yankees shirt at the time?

This is a depressing as fuck and also confusing.

If you do not like it, don’t watch it

So you’re saying Jeff Fisher really does live in a world where the Rams go 7-9 every year?

This douche looks like the bastard son of Spiderman and ICP

He obviously stole that idea from his old teammates. The Panthers secondary has been going for fake pumps and getting toasted on the field all year.

Jayson Williams tried shotgunning, and that didn’t end well.

You’re completely off-base, yes.

Now you’re relegated to going through the mental gymnastics of being a Lions fan.

As a Lions fan, I’m SO GLAD I don’t have to go through the mental gymnastics of defending this guy anymore. Holy shit!