“Tim Tebow Saves First Base For Marriage”

“If it’s old enough to bleed...” -Curt Schilling

“I bet that’s not real blood.”

How do you figure when the AFC East continues to exist? 3 teams that can’t get out of their own way: Bills, Dolphins, Jets when was the last time any of these teams were competitive? Like, legitimately had a shot, not Wild Carding their way into a 1 and done playoff run?

Wouldn’t ideally a QB make a lot for each interception?

**as a heterosexual man.

If he keeps it up, Schilling could be a contender for Trump’s Secretary of Defensiveness.

HOST: Our next call is from Curt in Rhode Island. What have you got for us today, Curt?

Will not go to bat for the uniforms but those helmets with the old logo are 1,000,000 times better for the Broncos than the outdated 90s atrocities they for some reason still haven’t ditched yet

It’s even harder to believe that people still want to vote for him (cough cough dad cough cough).

Right? Which is what makes it so fucked up.

Wahoo! Best and most important news ever!

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Ever seen a Kansas stripper?

Still not as stupid as Susan Hutchinson dismissing his comments because “he was a democrat at the time”.

“Our culture is filled with bars and strip clubs on every corner.”

Fuck is very liberal my dude.

I haven’t seen a female knock the hell out of someone like that since... well since last night at the debate I guess

Title NEIN

I was prepared to give this four episodes (I’m not super into sci-fi) before making a decision, but turns out I didn’t need four. This was fucking great, and I would have binged it all last night if it had been available.