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It could have been worse ladies.

We found six bottles of water and have been rationing it.

Ok guys, I guess we're gonna have to skip the dunking part of practice today. More scoop layups for everyone!

When Dwight Howard goes off on somebody on the court, it's going to be worse than Kermit Washington's punch. It'll resemble that day in class that Jeremy spoke.

It could be worse, think of what happened to #3 after he smashed into a wall.

RIP

Michael Irvin also found himself in the nosebleeds last night, although his tickets were considerably closer to the field.

We had a keg of Maduro at our wedding, along with a few cases of Jai Alai and Hotter Than Helles.

This is hardly the place for respectful disagreement sir

Wow... imagine how disappointed these guys would be if they played with Peyton Manning!

The Shot Heard 'Round The Small Group Of People Who Can Find Fox Sports 1 On Their TVs

It kinda looks like Geno just nudges her into the cables and she trips/faceplants because the ninja was late in putting the cables on the ground. The cable moves off the ground as she falls and moves back as her leg moves backwards.

I only knew Thomas cause he was on my fantasy football team. Snow was on my other fantasy team (I hope my wife isn't reading this).

I'm a Cardinals fan and I wouldn't be caught dead in that shirt. Mostly because I'm white.

headline: LAWYER ACTUALLY DOING HIS JOB ON BEHALF OF CLIENT. i guess that's not as much of a clickbait headline, though. I'd love to see what suits gawker has defended itself against and how your lawyers portray themselves.

Translation: Lawyers of people accused of rape are not allowed to defend their client.

kill these monsters, firing squad

Traffic on I-35 is raging, things are really strained on the 183 near the airport. We've got some major bulging northbound on 130 near exit 437. Meanwhile, it's just barely inching along on the Brett Favre Memorial Parkway.