If Hernandez didn't want people to think he was guilty, then he probably shouldn't have murdered that guy.

I was expecting to see three or four tweets... but then it just... kept... GOING.

I would argue Tim Howard is the USMNT team's best player.

Did you consult a thesaurus for the composition of this post?

What an absolute class act. He couldn't have handled the situation any better. You really gotta hand it to Evan Meek for grooving that pitch in to Jeter.

Well NOW I believe the rumor about Peyton's fuckpad and countless mistresses.

I can imagine the only thing that would be more horrifying is three women on the same cycle.

Turns out this had nothing to do with Winston himself. ESPN's new control room guy is a former mall security guard.

An amalgam of Philly and Boston would produce the worst people on the planet.

Thats a dumb statement, discipline doesnt have to mean "beating". try thinking before you respond.

This guy is going to make a team of attorneys VERY wealthy once he reaches the NFL.

Are our college football players UN ambassadors?

Because it's easier to find a lager session beer. Sometimes when it's hot and you're drinking all day, it's easier to drink a lighter lager all day than a porter, ipa or epa.

Lesson for the day: saying, "Fuck her right in the pussy," isn't ok, but actually doing it without her consent is.

Jones: Who's ready to get nuts?!

"After it dries, you get used to it."

ironically enough female strippers have a higher than normal rate of physically abusive fathers.

Unfortunately, I think he's probably right about that last one.

Women, am I right?

I'll let someone else make a snarky comment here, I'm just going to say that's a damn shame.