We need more Torch on Tour articles. Every time you go out of the country or simply away from home, we get something awesome.

Front license plates are a crime.

My Mini Cooper S used to get me mugged all the time.

This is where they should test autonomous cars:

Here’s my breakdown by segment:

Maybe we should have Ben back here more often... what do you guys think about that?

Yeah. Just what we needed. A company with a long history of developing proprietary charging equipment, getting involved with something that’s more important than a dead phone battery.

The one the dealer puts on when you buy your new car/truck.

“Why did you turn?”

Well... you know, he’d have to pay you $39 if you did, so I fully understand his position.

The package labels you read are all in grams. For example, this diet coke says “Protein: 0g” (not ounces or barleycorns or whatever)

I’m no accident expert, but aren’t cars designed nowadays to crumple in the front as that FIAT did? If the car isn’t crumpling, then the drivers and passengers are absorbing the energy from the impact. Looks like the front of the FIAT just slid under the Volvo, hence why the Volvo’s bumper is fine. The seating…

If hitting it with a hammer does not fix the problem, then it’s an electrical issue.

Does a Fiat 500 Abarth count since it is Italian and kind sounds like an exotic? If it does then it gets my vote just for being realistically attainable.

Cookie doors you have to eat through. Crumble zones?

OUTCOME THREE: Write a letter to a well- semi- sometimes-respected blogger. Outline your concerns. Elicit sympathy. Get him to paint your tragic picture with his word-brush. Let him share it with his focused audience. Step one is complete.

They are pretty dang good on my Abarth too, there’s no need to swap for HID/LED.

Option 3 is to find the Alpha car in the parking lot first thing, and then crash into it, just beat the hell out of it...then the other cars know to respect you.

Kodak could totally use this exposure in the press. Even if it's negative.