Wait, why were so many collegiate football players picking fights with you?

In a world of microaggressions. Welcome to deadspin. 

It what world would that quote ever be appalling?

No, we’re not inept morons.

Really. I can’t stand Stephens either, but he definitely came off as the adult in the room here, an adult patiently but gently swatting away spam-children.... This exchange was so embarrassing for Samer, or at least, I felt embarrassed for him because he doesn’t seem to have the sense to do it himself.

I’m shocked that you would so readily share such a deeply embarrassing exchange.  Do you think you come off as the intelligent one in the above conversation?

Samer, did a colleague hack your account and post this under your name? Why would you actually post this willingly? It’s not a good look.

Congrats, Samer. You managed to make Bret Stephens look more reasonable and likable than you.

Wow.

As I made clear, I’m not defending Stephenson’s opinions. He’s garbage.

Not a Stephens fan, but don’t you have anything better to do? Seriously?

Good heavens — you send the guy the sort of shallow, witless emails one might expect out of any college humanities freshman ... and you think this exchange somehow makes you look *good*?

So Stephens took the high road and you wrote a bunch of emails that look like they could have been written by an angry 12 year-old, and you actually think that by writing this and copying those emails and publishing them, we’re going to take your side?

I’m all for laying more blame on the men in these situations, but I don’t think that absolves the women. It seems like she probably did get a little too flirty, and a little too close (I don’t by the “I draped my legs over his because of space issues” bullshit), and he took it a step further. There’s plenty of blame…

Can we please not forget he dropped his pregnant girlfriend for Khloe?  Khloe!!!! STOP!  He’s a piece of shit.  Woods did not break up your fam.

My word.  Why does Jez care about this (manufactured) nonsense so much?

It was before the creation of the post office?

since 2010, probably longer than you’ve known many close friends

Oh, bless your heart.  This shit has been happening since at least the 50's.  Hell, the article its self makes not of even pre-2010.

The Big Short is kind of a heist movie, sort of? It just has to work harder to explain how the heist works. Either that or it’s about conning the con artist except it’s not a con.