Hopefully they’ll be able to amend the situation with their usual embedded non-embeddable video link

I’ve always wondered why

yes

well I’m deadly serious. And it isn’t a joke.

PREACH. I make sure to never compliment women because it’s the most subtly subversive form of judgement. This is an issue our society hasn’t even begun to scratch the surface on (unfortunately). It’s almost more problematic if the compliment is sincere because it’s an indication that the compliment giver is either…

I need more protein than a couch potato? What does that even mean? What if I’m a couch potato?

I don’t really know what getting ‘ratio’d’ means, but the mere fact it has to do with describing some kind of twitter war phenomena means it pisses me off to an irrational degree. Side Note: Does anyone else ever get angry at the wind?

aww shit, HE CLAPPED?!@?

I feel like someone got drunk one night and created a satirical business plan; then after reading a few more days of headlines they realized they could actually earn millions from it and went ahead. 

The fact you guys finally embedded a video that allows for embedded playing has me so excited I don’t care about the fact I have to learn Portuguese to get anything out of it.

aren’t those shoes supposed to, like, NOT do that?

Who the fuck is Joe Rowles and why do his tweets matter to us? That third and five play the reciever was covered like a blanket by two men. Pretty sure that overthrow was intentional 

What’s with the diagram? The pitch circled is on the opposite side of the plate than the pitch in the video. 

Aye, be careful... If Chris learns you still haven’t abandoned rational thought he might come in with the ban-hammer.

Many people get paid everyday to assume the metaphorical position for some corporate interest. Only their plunging isn’t broadcast to millions of people. 

No I don’t think you understand. It’s impossible for anyone with a daughter to be a rule breaker.

She actually tried to make it all about her daughter for a while there too

I prefer to go by gummbeesnuts IRL just to be safe.

You state the staff was unaware of the theft for 45 minutes but the video you linked explains some of the staff witnessed the theft and then an employee of the aquarium trailed the suspects through the streets of San Antonio for some time.