I’m very proud of myself for not knowing who this imbecile was until this week, and will once again not know who he is come Monday. What a complete waste of a human.

“Working on more adult acting roles”

***Researches who this guy is***

Credit to him (or his publicist) for framing it in terms of “I wasn’t fired, I quit because I’m too good for them”.

*receives pink slips*

A wise man once said: Fuck off you twat.

Okay, but at the highest level you can say that about any sport.

Of course. You guys consistently underrate the sports where there is time to think. Boxing is mentally grueling, especially when you are getting your face smashed in, but at its base it is all reaction. Golfers sit and think and think and think and think about what to do for their next .5 seconds of action time, and…

Professional golf, not the shit that Trump does every weekend or I try to do whenever I can find a few bucks to go on the local muni course.

He has been ranked in the Top 5 Worst Umpires consistantly since 2011:

Perhaps the same people who overlooked Hernandez’ shortcomings to promote diversity in MLB umpiring? Maybe the pre-Torre MLB leadership was blowing smoke up Hernandez’ ass — and Torre was having none of that BS?

I know that no one likes to admit that overlooking weak minority performance occurs in the name of promoting…

Would you want Angel Hernandez working your World Series? Can anybody name an umpire from the last World Series? Exactly. You only know the names of the bad umpires and Hernandez is easily lumped into that category post. Hernandez always brings the ump show against Baltimore and is volatile behind the plate. He was so…

“The claws are out” because literally everyone EXCEPT Hernandez’s former boss agrees with Torre that Hernandez is and has always been a bad umpire.

Don’t catch many baseball games, do you?

Who spent almost 10 years telling Hernandez he was a good umpire?

Who the fuck told Hernandez he was a good ump?

Not really, last time I checked being a baseball player and being an umpire were two completely different jobs.

Fun fact: when I Google “worst mlb umpires” Hernandez is second only to CB Buckner.

The civil jurors will find against him when he tries to eject a key witness for no apparent reason during a vital bit of testimony. “He thinks that we came to the trial to watch him,” they complained.

You have to give him credit for having the discipline to write the entire complaint in Braille.