Whoa everybody look out we’ve got an edgy man (former edgy teen) comin’ through

Yeah man, I prefer to get all of my edgy badass commentary from the comment section of Deadspin

Oh jeez, here come the cool witty atheists with their flying spaghetti monster jokes...

Shade! Woke! Here for it! Is Everything!

Saying in no uncertain terms that the players you just traded was not a leader, doesn’t make other players better, and isn’t liked by his teammates is only “not shade” in the sense that the term “shade” isn’t nearly strong enough to accurately illustrate the level of denigration

Sharapova is more brand than person

i just checked serena’s ig and the first post had a huge beats audio headphone in the background. lol.

Usually with their sweater sleeves pulled over their hands,too. It’s a bullshit “romantic” image sold to women - sort of a manic pixie dream girl kind of thing.

“My life is a very small part of the universe. Sometimes the ocean is very still and very solid and it’s like ice and you only see its reflection. And other times it’s so turbulent and violent. We go through our own stillness and our shadows and then we go through the waves.”

This is a serious question - What’s with women sitting with their knees up on the couch and holding their coffee cups with two hands? It’s in like 90% of TV shows, commercials and movies. It seems to have started with Jennifer Aniston on friends but I’m not positive.

It’s only going to get worse from here.

Here’s hoping they fail and the league contracts them in fewer than five years.

As a Pens fan, I’m going to miss the current tradition of Fleury losing his job every postseason.

Read the article. She set up the enema so that the rubber bladder would be the head and the catheter would be, like, a stick figure body. She needed a dinner companion while she ate the poop. Seriously, this was like two paragraphs in. smdh

So you don’t care that the super team exists, you just don’t like that the players have any semblance of control? That’s less pure to you?

now, now, now - no need for facts to get in the way

“What am I, 7+ feet of chopped liver?” — L.A. Laker Wilt Chamberlain

Because he joined Garnett, Pierce, and Allen in Boston? I missed that.

Looks like pretty cheap advertising, considering the share of available eyeballs attached to decision-makers that you get... and how little time they have to make the decision on whether to do business at this exit or press on to the next one.  

These need to be 10x the current price. The amount of traffic these signs generate is massive.