I agree. It’s the baby’s fault.

You only get to see them when the empathy runs out. And honestly, if I dealt with passengers all day every day, my reservoir would be permanently low.

But I’ve been led to believe the more irrational, boisterous, and emotionally frayed I become, the more I actually deserve accommodations nobody else gets.

gotta get them outrage clickthroughs!

I’d actually be pleased if our lizard-king dark-government masters could find a way to slap around some of the annoying and permanently sanctimonious passengers I encounter on my flights.

It’s not the draconian rules slapping people’s faces...

Babies in yoga pants must not be allowed to board.

I can’t let this injustice stand... WITHOUT ME BEING THE CENTER OF ATTENTION!

No WAY! Strangers on airlines always know the appropriate action!

He didn’t want to get up and prove his manhood until it was absolutely safe to do so.

That’s not the kind of calm reservation we we expect from our stewards, but if the president stood up for himself like that... well he’d have my vote for eternity.

HAHA you PEASANT!

The longer that guy goes without hitting him, the longer it’s setting in that his last and only tussle was at the Beta Phi house in 1979 with 24 of his closest brothers backing him up.

... I’m inclined to never trust the reasoning skills of a stranger in a heated situation. Ever.

The Clippers only like winning in the regular season.

How about his teammates missing 8... eight... EIGHT! 3-point shots in a row down the stretch?

It’s because they have the same genetics but come from a different part of the barrell. Like how sediment settles at the bottom of a hefeweizen. If you don’t upturn the beer the bottom really is a different drink altogether. Also it’s the celebrity brother’s job to make sure he looks as good as possible while the…

Depends on whether the bat is corked or not.

Getting drunk for a non-competitive Canadian adult hockey tourney is NOT a remarkable circumstance. Bashing someone’s skull in, on the other hand, is quite remarkable.

Guy’s fucking loaded. If he wants to overcome the grind of producing daily videos he can, you know... stop.