“he less 1st place votes then Justin”

I picture trying to execute a fight plan like trying to pick up women who are complete strangers at a bar. All week you know there’s no real magic equation, that you just need to keep your wits about you and don’t react on fear. RELAXXXX....

An even more inaccurate characterization when you realize that there are many illegals paying taxes for benefits to which they are ineligible. Not only are they NOT draining the things people vilify them for draining, but they are actually helping to keep the safety net afloat for eligible citizens.

Miss Communication needs to make up her mind.

Shanon Sharpe v. Trent Dilfer plz

This is hilariously awful logic. I hope for the world’s sake you’re trolling.

It’s not like cutting your dick off because you got a blowie once at all. It’s more like not buying a shirt that tells everyone you got a blowie once.

It’s a parody of the type of person who would defend that line of reasoning. AKA: the person I was replying to; the person I was in supposed agreement with. First clue is that I used the word “x’actly!!”... the least appropriate or serious way to convey sincere agreement with someone in writing.  

t’was parody

x’actly!! Simply a costume depicting the one of the most famous black men in contemporary society hanging from a noose. Stupid. But must EVERYTHING be about race these days? Sad!

Actually, I read an internet comment just like Triple O’s when I was young, rich, and talented and it completely changed my life. I decided to stop being young, rich, and talented almost immediately. I didn’t want to be a cautionary tale and squandering all things good in my life was much easier than overriding my…

bruh. chill fam. why you son-ing Billy in the comment section?

Problem is that the people who think they know the solutions to life’s problems aren’t any more bearable than those who simply point out what they know could be better.

Why stop there? I say death by firing squad. It’s time to make football safe once again; safe for me to watch without encountering dissonance.

This is what happens when you try ramming a gopher.

I feel like you’ve both put too much effort into learning about this incident as well as elucidating it to your internet peers.

oh, I get it now. I normally don’t aim it at pillows but to each their own, I suppose.

oh, I get it now. I normally don’t aim it at pillows but to each their own, I suppose.

What kind of a madman buys 4-5 new pillows per year? What is happening on these pillows that warrants their replacement after only two months?

What kind of a madman buys 4-5 new pillows per year? What is happening on these pillows that warrants their…

Why does a penalty that can effect the play’s outcome offset with one that simply has to do with decorum? Shouldn’t they still get the catch and then move back from that spot?

That’s actually better than normal. Most games are less than half full.