Too late. That d*** one-click buy button!

Too late. That d*** one-click buy button!

I met him on a chair lift when I was 12 or 13 around 2000 or 2001, so pretty peak age to be a Tony Hawk fan. He was super nice, asking me about where I had been riding that day, and I finally told him that I thought he looks a lot like Tony Hawk. He said it was him, and we chatted some more. Once we were off the…

You’re fucking crazy. Bookstores were the best places in America.

A few weeks ago, one of my coworkers couldn’t remember Newt Gingrich’s name, and we finally figured it out by googling “Megyn Kelly fights with ugly white guy.”

Newt is the living embodiment of what stupid people think a smart person sounds like.

I lived in LA with my abuela in the 90s. Being a teenager, I couldn’t been seen with her in the mall, so I’m hanging out at the car waiting for her to return from Crate & Barrel or something with my hot topic bags, when Shaq walks up carrying my abuela’s boxes. She had NO clue who he was, he was just the closest…

No switchblade against your neck when she said that? YOU LIE

He’s a parody of Zaphod Beeblebrox.

He’s been a (relatively) good boy this week, he deserves some play time

Actually GTFO would be a badge I could go for

I try to avoid the ones with the frilly scrubbers as pictured, and use the ones with bikinis instead.

No.

Ken Bone, the undisputed winner of last night’s debate