Love. There is already too much garbage on the iOS app store (free Roblox mods!!) that gets a pass. One look at the Google Play store and trying to download a popular app I am flooded with what is clearly blatant ripoffs that pose as something they are not.

Yes.

It’s good. Phones have become an essential enough part of daily life that I’m willing to give up weird apps and customization in favor of stability. 

(For lifting): I used StrongLifts 5x5 for a while but a linear progression program can’t and shouldn’t be followed for very long. I’m now on Barbell Medicine’s The Bridge and I use Strong (mentioned in the article) to create/follow the workouts laid out in the free .pdf. Someone also created a Google Sheets doc that…

When he said “between a husband and wife”..... He meant the pool boy.

I’m prepared to be extremely amused if it turns out to be run-of-the-mill dick pics. 

Ha, he intimidated blackmailers by threatening to report them to authorities? There's something ironic about that. 

I suspect these are NOT personal to both husband and wife, but likely only one of them. The word Cohen used “terrible” does not suggest something like normal coitus between husband and wife. Release the hounds! Find this pic! 

Great.
Now can they fix the brightness on the previous episode instead of telling everyone that their TV needs to be re-calibrated by the light of a new moon and a goat sacrifice?

YOU WON’T BELIEVE WHAT HAPPENED TO GOT’S STARBUCKS CUP

“She is the smartest and wisest of his kids.”

Shhh. This type of shit is a sure-fire ticket to victory in fucking Florida.

Maybe he’s not the hero we need, but he’s the one we deserve.

Wow, white previledge indeed.

HOLY SHIT I’M SO OUTRAGED! I DON’T KNOW WHY BUT I’M BLAMING THIS PHOTOGRAPH AND MAYBE TRUMP OR HILLARY  IF I CAN. SO MUCH RAGE!

Deep State/Hillary/George Soros are sabotaging Amtrak to make President Trump’s infrastructure package look bad.

I would argue that rail consists are infrastructure that needs to be maintained, albiet at a higher degree than, say, a mostly-inert chunk of asphalt crumbling on the ground.

Well that tears it. I wasn’t sure if he was a bad person before, but now I know for sure.

Looks awesome.