Hi, I’m Cheese Matt, and I’m here to play the Cheese Harp. My band is called The Cheddaring.

My biggest inconsistency with my local one is when ordering a sandwich on a croissant, I’ll never know if it’ll be stale, taste previously frozen, or be crispy, toasted, and buttery. I just stopped getting breakfast from there altogether. 

It’s troubling how often I need to look up and use this gif.

I used to work a farmers market and was told by a customer that endive is pronounced “ahn-DEEV”, not “ehn-DIVE”. While that may be right, you also sound like an asshole when you say ahn-deev, so I stick with the normal way of saying it.

It’s a losing battle. Post should try rebranding the company name entirely. How about Post Malone?

Pictured here.

They’d better call the movie Hot Swap.

That’s Mr. Magorium to you.

I know a few people that would have an issue with this list. Namely:
Abraham Delacey, Giuseppe Casey, and Thomas O’Malley.

Also, Bare Necessities is a better song than I Wanna Be Like You.

The Princess and the Frog is probably my favorite full soundtrack from Disney. Aladdin is a close second, but hearing A Whole New World (especially the end credits one) just feels so 90's, and not in a good way.

For Everything Everywhere All At Once? I borrowed it from the library a month ago. And I just watched Tar.

Or your local library.

They’ll fix it in Post.

Come on, Post. There’s a Million Ways to be cool, and you’re not doing any of them. You should just Get Over It and drop the name. Or Do What You Want, I don’t care.

Fortunately, his xylophone bones were left perfectly intact and perfectly in tune.

Who knows what bad joke lurks in the heart of me.

If only someone knew what evil lurks in the hearts of men.

I honestly thought they made an error and meant 2022. Nope.