Gosh darn that kid is adorable. 

On its own it’s meaningless, and I’m against posting hashtags at all. But you can show solidarity and support by changing your profile to all black, while also doing something else. Just because I’m not posting on IG or FB that I’m donating to the bail funds or infrastructure relief (independent Providence stores took…

I’ve shopped at the local supermarket enough to know every aisle’s contents by memory, so I build my grocery list in order of the store. Also over the past 10 weeks I’ve gone enough to know the weekly items we need (milk, bread, cheese, etc) and the shelf stable/snack items. My wife and I discuss the general dinner…

It also needs to be at least 12 characters. 12 characters. Xii...


Elon Musk, you beautiful SON OF A BITCH!

Drinking sherry

It's not about the destination...

Tell that to anyone named Tory.

Wait, is “cereal” the new “Is hot dog a sandwich?”

Don’t TIMING forget the most important thing about comedy though.

Well, I was going to try out the coffee tomorrow. Maybe instead of having it this way, I’ll use it as a topping for ice cream, or a milkshake.

Personally, I hate the evaporated milk cheese sauces. They taste too chalky to me, so I’m excited (literally, excited!) to try this heavy cream version.

If I’m not using melted butter, I use a spray bottle of soy sauce to coat the kernels, then add other flavor powders to the mix (plenty of options here. Nutritional yeast, a mix of garlic powder, red pepper flakes, cumin, curry powder, etc.)

I have been denied everything. EVEN MY FOURTH SEASON

I have a 20 month old as well, and she loves to help me make coffee (put the coffee beans, one at a time, into the grinder) and beat eggs for breakfast. I’m terrified of letting her dictate a recipe to me, though. 

The ghosts of the Tanner Family will be released from the confines of their home, free to terrorize everyone in the Bay Area.

You forgot to add the latest in social media food fads. Top that milk with some dalgona coffee, make sure the hashtags specify oat milk, and for good measure, have a small pet in the background. If you don’t have a pet, make a large cardboard cutout and add a little bokeh to the image. 

I was going to make a joke about hot dogs needing to be on the list. Sure enough, my home state, Rhode Island, lists the “hot weiner dog”. Technically, I think they mean a NY System Wiener. Glad to know we (correctly) acknowledge hot dogs as sandwiches.

I swear that the ground cinnamon I bought a month ago from a spice store is cut with straight-up dirt. It’s a different shade of brown than the supply I had that was running low, and the taste is muted and...dirty. The stuff I had wasn’t the freshest, but it was far better than this new supply.

Is any of that in English? It reads like a cypher.

Yeah, Neil Gaiman’s work definitely improved and I wouldn’t say that the description depicted was exactly accurate. American Gods was an earlier novel as well, and that one’s my favorite of his.