Cutting 12 holes in the ice with no purpose other than to get drunk is what we call ice fishing in Wisconsin.

"Around" isn't the only thing he's not fucking.

Amare: (reads 'cap space for Amare')

Hey man. You've had some real winners lately. Hope you stick around. Or come hang out with us on the twitter.

It would have been 64 but he rimmed out a five footer.

If that makes you happy, this will probably make you sad.

I FINISHED IT AND IT'S TURNED IN. I'm gonna go die now.

Happy music

Mrs. Jackson: [Reads Article]

Toradol, Bextra, Kenalog, Dexamethasone, Medrol, Cortisone, Kertax

One week later in the parking lot outside Disney World.

OH SHIT IT'S TIM DUNCAN!

By this point in Ali's career the 'float like a butterfly' simile has really hit it's low point.

An all Hail Mary offense makes sense in North Dakota. Though in South Dakota, I'm assuming they...Rushmore.

Had Thad Matta been on Greg Oden's dick more than on his back during his time at OSU then Greg wouldn't have been hindered by all those early injuries in the NBA.

No, I mean that's what we call them.

McCann: [blocks plate]

Let's see, looking at the film for the last few hours I can see they usually put up a pretty solid wall with their front four, but they can be exploited further down the field. Should definitely run a guy straight up the middle early and often to open up the defense.

It's a shame Trent Richardson couldn't play—he'd prove, once and for all, that these colors really don't run.