it's hard not to see that Kidd got everything he wanted, only to realize it wasn't what he wanted at all.

"There's times that I've sat at my computer looking at something, going through websites before, and sittin' there going, 'Wait, where am I? Who is this guy?'"

"I think this means that Josh McCown has spent time watching bestiality porn."

To be fair, he looked up Bear Porn, but got a video of Jim McMahon masturbating onto his headband to the tune of the Super Bowl Shuffle. I wouldn't be talking sensical about it either.

Chris Broussard: (misreads title)

Oh you've got to be goddamn kidding me.

"Mr. Gronkowski, we're going to get an MRI. We're concerned you may have CTE."

You should have said "NO" to posting this comment.

'the dark cloud of the incident will likely never go away' is also how Elsberry spoke about the signing of Richie Sexson's birth certificate, then going on to say, 'no integrity name, no hall of fame.'

You're gonna be feeling some heat for this joke.

Hey, I don't know if this is the right place for this or if I even should post this

incidentally this was also how the 4th quarter felt for us Lions fans in attendance at the Snow Bowl yesterday.

Don't get Megatron wet or he'll short out.

"Nothing is better than football on snow"

This explains why Shanahan doesn't listen to the right side of any argument.

On that backdrop, the new Dolphin uniforms look like melting snowcones.

Why are there a bunch of 1980's workout tights running around bodiless on the field?

All he has to look forward now is a sub-par bowel game.

And thus concluded the story of how Dan Gilbert was removed from his own arena.

It's not as bad as when they were remembering JFK's assassination with shots and fruit gushers.

"Rearrange the letters in PENIS and you have I ESPN." — @darrenrovell