CONFIRMED: Jameis Winston gives the Davey O'Brien award to the girl he raped.

Can we write in Pete Rose?

How cute!

"Swaggy P" is what I call my penis when I put my wedding ring on it.

"A little thing that can turn into anything at anytime."

Actually, the worst division of all time was when Gilbert Arenas divided the Wizards. (#DIV/0!)

And if you flip his name around, you'll discover what I did during my freshman year of college, a few inches at a time.

What, Brett Favre didn't have the title copyrighted?

they just missed out on their first time touching a black person.

"I know the perfect word to describe the racial composition of this team."

How about near enough for a sensible, workman-like lay up?

"A good quote will be both available on multiple Web sites, and faithful to its sources."
- Browns spokesman

I hope everyone enjoys this as much as I did:

Yes, they should save the fine until after you have killed someone because your "LOL!" couldn't wait a few more minutes.

The day they make a porno on this scale is the day I give them credit.

You aren't a Red Sox fan.

Poli Sci is where the kids too dumb to be History Majors end up.

This analysis is great, but it overlooks one of the lesser-known gimmicks of Grinnell Basketball. After a winning game, the team makes a human pyramid, and the leading scorer gets to be on the top, and pose with a parent for a special picture. What no one is talking about is that Taylor hurt his back late in the…