No, I get to not like the guy who fucked over my team. Sorry I don't like him and it hurts your feelings.

Of course it takes a gay guy to get the whole Michael/Sam order of selection straight.

I think you may be onto something here. "Sports News without Access, Favor, or Discretion" is kinda tired. "A Hub for People to Say Shitty Things" is way better.

Hey, dude had to learn sooner rather than later that ladies can be sensitive about the crimson tide.

The Bears therapist is really regretting breaking that mirror yesterday.

Since you've read the article, you may want to go back to the part where the Vikings didn't want Kluwe punting the ball over other people's heads.

It's a good theory, but I don't think it makes complete sense. Priefer wouldn't cut you because he'd be afraid that he'd catch AIDS.

"All this talking & texting, he NEVER mentioned a girlfriend."

Well, that's enough Internet this year...

The updated discussions platform?

That was a really eloquently written letter.

Biblical Heilstorm was what Hitler was really pushing for Blitzkrieg to be called initially.

The Mets are already looking into what it's going to take to have this surgery done to their pitching staff when that 20 million dollar contract is hemorrhaging away their season.

Oof. +1 relapse

This really isn't fair to the players. Josh Hamilton has been trying to negotiate blackouts into his contract for years.

Last night in San Fransisco

I think Brian Davies misspelled "taint".

It's a clever homage to the fact that most people who eat at Jimmy John's are high/wasted.

If that kid is lucky, the only way anyone will ever call him a "chip off the old block" is if his dad runs him over and he ricochets off the crankcase.

I'd better see Blood on the Leaves.