More melancholy than anything. I've had enough to drink to have moved to rap now though... how 'bout some Kendrick and Pusha-T

Happy music

Thanks!

One week later in the parking lot outside Disney World.

+1

By this point in Ali's career the 'float like a butterfly' simile has really hit it's low point.

Thickens indeed.

Had Thad Matta been on Greg Oden's dick more than on his back during his time at OSU then Greg wouldn't have been hindered by all those early injuries in the NBA.

Eli: (sends picture)

Following in the footsteps of powerful Washington D.C. men before him, Dan Snyder will rename the head coaching position the 'chief' position and in turn relocate Chief Shanahan to the Arizona Rattlers on a binding lifetime contract.

Random musings like this should become a series called... wait for it... Putting things in Leyman's Terms.

You know what they say, possibly game-changing fuck ups by refs always come in threes.

Oscar Robertson's long lost son, little-big-O, has finally been found.

Chris Broussard: (misreads title)

♫ The ball could have picked up soil (soil)

'the dark cloud of the incident will likely never go away' is also how Elsberry spoke about the signing of Richie Sexson's birth certificate, then going on to say, 'no integrity name, no hall of fame.'

Korey Stringer would argue that it is in fact Minnesota who has the worst fans.

Don't get Megatron wet or he'll short out.

Send 2 is going to be Kanye's song calling out racism in the corporate sports world.

This explains why Shanahan doesn't listen to the right side of any argument.