Why are there a bunch of 1980's workout tights running around bodiless on the field?

If I had to describe Ohio States performance as a vehicle type, I'd probably have to say it was Suburban.

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And thus concluded the story of how Dan Gilbert was removed from his own arena.

It's not as bad as when they were remembering JFK's assassination with shots and fruit gushers.

Melted Chocolate

Made from the pubic hair of 1000 virgins.

Justin Rose is definitely taking advantage of the fact you can't see where his hands are... look at that giggle.

Meriweather clearly doesn't understand Marshall Law used within the home.