Hoo-boy....

So my girlfriend and I broke up, she kept the apartment, and it was January and I was not in a financial position to get a place myself and needed shelter in a hurry. Craigslist here we come... I found a room, quite large, for 400 a month with three other people in a 4 bedroom... Not having many options at…

Any white patent who is more upset by their precious spawn bearing secondhand witness to lynching atrocities than by our ancestors lynching masses of innocent people needs to seek help.

They find poor white people distasteful. It’s a reminder that they aren’t perfect.

It’s also an opportunity to “enhance” themselves by living within a completely different culture. Foodies are probably the best (worst) example of this. I would rather eat unseasoned food before I ever ate something like tofu and ketchup…

Don’t forget when he tore his kicker apart for missing a kick.

Sinclair soon will control WGN-TV in Chicago. http://www.chicagotribune.com/business/ct-biz-sinclair-sale-wgn-tv-tribune-20180226-story.html

Johnny cocaine was a product of bad college defenses and Mike Evans running down and jumping up to catch all his Hail Mary passes.

D-Bag Choadbruh.

Don’t you mean the Gold Shower event?

We had the term “crabs” in high school on punts. Because you know, nobody wants to catch crabs

“Like if you were doing something wrong, like on the phone in the hallway walking by”

...wait, what?

PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE COIN THE PHRASE PIZZA WARS.

I WANT TO SOMEDAY TELL MY GRANDKIDS ABOUT THE GREAT PIZZA WARS, HOLY SHIT.

If John Cena decides to run, the only appropriate way to announce would be to crash the first general election debate after the main two or three candidates have taken the stage.