He probably loaned them to Ice Cube, that seems to be the direction his career is going in.

5hrek. Mark it.

No no no. He was just trying to get her to sign up for computer school or whatever. Totally innocent and normal thing for a world famous movie star to be doing at 3 o'clock in the fucking morning.

How did that fucking movie cost $100 million? Even with Hollywood accounting, where everyone's on the pipe?

His appearance at the SNL anniversary show was painful to watch.

For a while, he explained, the internet ruined the experience for him, as any jokes he started workshopping would immediately end up being passed around the web

C'mon now. We all know that Chuck Rogers, licensed pilot, petroleum geologist and professional anti-Communist actually shot JFK.

Was he an autistic gorilla?

Look if your job is "social media person" for the Cincinnati Zoo then it's obvious you've made terrible, terrible choices in life and are beyond redemption.

Two words: Frantic. Masturbation.

HOLY SHIT I DO NOT CARE

He shares a step with the Unknown Comic.

Hot take: Andy Kaufman bores the shit out of me.

Excuse me, but that's James the N——r Hatin' Dolphin.

Do people actually do that with the water glasses? Those people should be thrown in a North Korean prison for life.

I wonder what the exchange rate is for 1 USD to Slip of Paper with a Dollar Sign On It.

Years ago when I used to work at Blockbuster, a guy came in with a backpack which I asked to hold, per store policy (Note: store policy, according to the dudebro manager, consisted mainly of "Watch all the black people so they don't steal"). He gladly handed it over and then proceeded to walk over to a shelf, grab an…

In honor of this story I'm gonna drink Colt 45 until I pass out.

I feel like this is a show Chewbacca Mom would be asked to host.

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