"It's bullet proof glass ya moron! They're not gonna hear you!"

I'm fucking drunk.

And how could I forget The Last Boy Scout?

It definitely is one of the best fight scenes ever put on film. It reminds me of the scenes between Tommy Lee Jones & Benecio Del Toro in "The Hunted." The only two movies where guys actually react when they get punched/stabbed with a linoleum knife.

Best exchange in Long Kiss Goodnight:

Apparently Russian criminals actually do carry those types of knives (as opposed to guns) because if they get stopped by police, they can claim they just use them to cut linoleum.

Sinatra was a small penis with a big voice.

Will there be kicking?!

What is Orlando Bloom gonna do with forty subscriptions to Vibe?

How is "Pick Me Up" not on this list?!

Next season's Bachelor is gonna be the guy who parks Dungey's car in the ABC lot.

Pfff, please. I went right over the border en route to Montreal with a friend of mine with an eight ball of coke in a plastic baggie in a shampoo bottle and the border guard barely looked at us long enough to wave us by.

The perils of rock n' roll decadence, I guess.