Apparently he spent all five of those days obsessively studying John Malkovich's facial hair from "Rounders."

"C'mon Tony, yo' butt ain't made for that!"

That's when you just drop whatever you think is the correct amount of cash on the counter and break out. Knock down people if they get in your way.

"I'm not trying to be disrespectful man. I just move on and just bear with me."

Especially when you can clearly see him dropping his head right before impact on the replay.

And while there may be time to weigh the punitive risks of a headshot while cocking the hammer, when it comes time to shoot, there are no thoughts. Just pull the trigger.

Great. Next thing you know, it'll be revealed that the kind old groundskeeper was REALLY the one who poisoned the trees in Toomer's Corner.

Also, what's the deal with the lady who just walks by without taking a second look?

That's just a little trick he picked up from David Carradine.

Just one good hand tremor while shaving and blammo: Hitlerstache.

+1 Mac in blackface

Incidentally, asking women to "blow the whistle" is what got Isiah Thomas in all that trouble.

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Amazingly enough, there's actual footage of Blades operating said bazooka.

Nice headset on that cop. He must've come straight from his other job folding sweaters at the Gap.

This marks the first time that Sam Hurd has had any kind of meaningful possession this season.

I wonder if he was able to get all of the poop in the glove without spilling onto the ice. If so, goddamn, that is some excellent targeted pooping.

You're acting like its some kind of giant mystery as to why Harrison repeatedly gets fined. Maybe if he stops with the cheap shots, then the league will find someone else to "make an example out of." And by the way, it doesn't take a whole lot of pride to try and purposefully injure someone. The sad thing is,…

Yes, I also want to see a fellow human being paralyzed from the neck down live on TV.

You can CLEARLY see him lower his head right before hitting McCoy. He was fine literally right up until the moment of impact. That shows he is a dirty piece of shit and won't give a fuck about any kind of penalty aside from multiple game suspensions or an outright ban.