Nah. If you want the true experience of being a guy in Boston, you have to lock yourself in a bathroom, put a rolled up towel under the door and light up some charcoal grills.

He looks like a kid who should be arm wrestling some young hoodlum for money while his estranged father cheers him on.

According to the Chicago Tribune, the Bears know about the report but haven't acted on it yet.

Of course, high school players under the age of 18 absolutely love Cris.

Not even a fifth of scotch?

Done and done.

Collateral is key in the rickshaw business:

In our minds, at least, that tire is already on display at the imaginary ESPN museum of dishonor and shame.

"I'm literally sick," sophomore WR Devin Street tweeted earlier. "That man pulled me in his office one on one and lied to me."

TBS has stopped showing reruns of "Saved By The Bell" in the morning and replaced it with "Home Improvement." Ted Turner is going to get the beating of a lifetime if I ever meet him.

Even Montel Williams thinks the Mets are a bad credit risk.

Shouldn't the reporter be wearing a suit made from bubble wrap during the interview?

Kate Beringer really wishes she had found out the truth about Santa in this easily...

'Cause you would be pretty ugly with no teeth at the age of 20, 18, you know?

Charlie Weis Will Give Kansas Five Years, Then He’s Gone

Of course, you can't miss what you can't see, making the All-22 a real Catch-22.

Uh didn't you guys get the memo from Gawker? We're calling bros "Chads" now, thank you very much.

I figure its just another group of people I can roll over on if the cops ever kick down the door.

It certainly didn't help that he was hanging out with this character:

No shit. The OKC Thunder training staff has quite an impressive supply of "the clear."