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Wow, Bill Clinton really WAS America's first black president!

Ryan Leaf has been trying that same trick with creditors and judges for years now, but to no avail.

"...................Dad?"

I wanted to burn my degree from Excelsior University but its saved as a PDF and printer ink is like $500 these days :(

Aren't the Patriots required by Jimmy Dean's Law to immediately notify all bakeries, cafes, strudel houses, pastry shops and fast food places that they've released a dangerous offender back into society?

So are the blue stones similar to prison teardrop tattoos? One for each victim?

'75 grad fatter, balder Larry David burning his diploma in front of Old Main

The scion of the Paterno family, ladies and gentlemen:

Millen's suggestion for how to better protect our kids? Draft 6 wide receivers.

This is similar to that time Ted Bundy addressed the National Organization for Women, Tallahassee Chapter, on the night of January 14, 1978.

I love how 90% of this article is obviously from an obituary that the Times has had prepared for the last decade.

Penn State Said to Be Planning Paterno’s Exit Amid Scandal

STATE COLLEGE — Penn State administrators have canceled Joe Paterno's weekly news conference in which he was expected to field questions about a sex abuse scandal involving a former assistant coach.

Fox News ran the same story, but they captioned the photo with Joe Biden's name.

Especially since all his business cards read "THE Jerry Sandusky."

In the immortal words of Kabral from 'Canadian Bacon': "Got me. I never saw a white one that size."

On the commentary track for Boogie Nights, Mark Wahlberg talks about how he had to keep looking at the mic during this scene because John C. Reilly's incredibly awesome dancing made him crack up laughing every time he looked up.