Man, Rachel Dracht looks really terrifying without makeup.

Rosinbagger, though he'd never admit it, was absolutely heartbroken when Lovie Smith yelled out "WAY TO GO RABENBOOZER" after scoring that touchdown.

The NY Times also had a nice article on how Mayweather eschewed the typical boxer compensation model and got himself a HUGE piece of the pie by risking some money up front:

Josh Hamilton is gonna put half a million worth of countertops in his house and do a rail of yayo the length of the Nile.

I wonder how much extra it cost to get that hooker to call him "Dad."

"So this is my favorite mix CD to cure a serious case of the Mondays. It's got some ABBA, some Beyoncé, some Bananarama...Its just guaranteed to make you dance!"

That's the worst gash I've seen since Britney Spears' upskirt pictures.

If he had let the ball hit that woman in front of him, he could've probably gotten an appearance on Tosh.0! Imagine all the benefits he could reap!

After bringing in the suspects, Chief Ramon declared "Hey, Chico, take a look at the bad guys" to the officer working the front desk at the station.

His mouth makes me think of a Tetris game gone HORRIBLY wrong.

Spirit has already contacted an attorney to look into a possible civil suit over unsafe working conditions.

+1 lone fan in the stands

+1

Are you sure that the studio wasn't built on rock & roll?

Is Christian Bale still doing press junkets for "The Machinist"?

"Do not attempt sexual relations, as years of TV radiation have left your genitals withered and useless."

Did you completely change your original post, or did I just have a stroke?

Good luck trying to find any Skittles on campus.

Its like how casinos design rugs. They use awful patterns on the uniforms to keep people from paying too much attention to the action on the field.

Last season, while the NCAA investigated him and his father for the recruiting fees they'd allegedly sought, Cam Newton compliantly wore at least 15 corporate logos—one on his jersey, four on his helmet visor, one on each wristband, one on his pants, six on his shoes, and one on the headband he wears under his…