She's been drilled by more black guys than a prison license plate machine.

+1

Also, when I saw "Gas Light" and "wife" I naturally assumed you were trying to slowly drive her insane.

+1

Mine always seems to come on when I have about 50 miles left or so (according to the computer anyways).

Brock Osweiler? What's his father's name, Slake Fistcrunch?

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Yeah right. Next you'll be telling me that Claus von Stauffenberg wasn't the most loyal Hitler fan either.

His "struggle" ranks right up there with people who get caught shoplifting from Stop n' Go and are detained by store security.

Even Dennis Reynolds thinks Jay's "System" is creepy and distasteful.

Andrew Meyer is also named as a plaintiff in that suit.

(not my screencap but still pretty funny)

That's also what I say instead of "Dinner at T.G.I. Friday's."

Both of you are still wayyyyy behind this guy:

Jumping out of a plane with a parachute? Peggy Hill thinks this guy is a pussy.

When asked about how they felt about their journey down The Mortal Coil, one fan was quoted as saying "It'll End in Tears."

Hey man, fuckin' go for it. I was in a similar situation (albeit not as severe) and I ended up with a new job that's pretty much better on every level. You're absolutely right about not letting your employer make you feel any less valuable. Every single job on earth does that to some extent.

What if I love winning money more?

Is that patch of dirt the final resting place for War Eagles I through VI?

Ahhhhhhh i just threw up in my mouth a little. Although I must make a mental note to use the phrase "finger-blasted" more often.