Bravo. I will drink several glasses of scotch in your honor.

The whole "It was an accident!" excuse didn't go over so well when Orr did the exact same thing later on in the showers.

I got drunk and emailed an old flame last night so that was fun.

I'm gonna toss my hat in that ring too. I probably saw them live a dozen times in high school.

Yeah I'm going through my music collection and I do seem to have a lot of music that's suitable for murderin'......Hmmmmmm......

At the end of the game, do the Edmonton players make a mad dash for the opposing team's bus in hopes of escaping?

Instead of making a "T" sign with their hands, refs should just hold up a picture of Sheed.

@ 4:30

Also @ 5:10 into this one. SO FUCKING BRUTAL.

@ 4:20

OK its been awhile since I've seen the movie, but I'm pretty sure that's NOT the guy Jim Carrey delivered a package to in the opening scene of "Ace Ventura."

PICTURED: Colin Cowherd demonstrating the reach-around technique he used on his "doctor" today.

I prefer to remember them as they appeared on "Married With Children."

The acoustics might be good, but Dirk Diggler still thinks the bass is off.

'We started fighting, because that other girl didn't like my mouth,' said Darricka Maddox."

Changing just ONE word in that lede would make that video a billion times more interesting.

He's not a shitty pitcher, he's the world's greatest IRL troll.

Its also how Laura Bush referred to Aretha Franklin during the Obama inauguration.

"How close to right before the game? I don't want to push it too close."