In honor of the Macho Man, Puglia held marginally observed moments of silence, repeating "ding" into the microphone.

I just rewatched "Ronin" for the first time in about 3 years. I forgot how goddamned amazing that car chase is with DeNiro stalking Natascha McElhone. Almost as good as "The French Connection."

"…and Derek Jeter watched it the way a child watches a runaway balloon floating across a midsummer sky."

Yeah when you've got that many cars that close to the athletes, what do you think is going to happen? Do they really need so many cars filming?

That looks pretty fucking deliberate to me.

I love how every boxing match, no matter what the outcome, just winds up looking like the scene in 'Rocky IV' after Drago crushes Apollo's skull. 5,000 people materialize out of nowhere and storm the ring. Did they win a contest or something?

Plus after he got a hold of those maraschino cherries, there was pretty much no stopping him.

Well with no NFL season in sight, a worker's comp scam is the only way he's going to see any coin.

Last Boy Scout (yes I know Bruce Willis is a private detective, but close enough)

Maybe his pal on the right, Fat Ray Romano, can provide some assistance.

I managed to get called a "d-bag" by Jose Canseco on Twitter for daring to insult Jeff Hall. Truly a proud day.

That and a huge tax penalty from the IRS.

Am I crazy, or is that a different photo from what was originally posted?

I haven't seen an athlete need so many shots since that time Jay Cutler ate an entire ice cream cake right before playing Kansas City.

"Now I realize that I will be sitting on a big German man's face for the rest of my life."

If you use a different language each time he fucks up, you'll exhausted the world's supply by halftime!

They need to allow participants to consume whatever they can get their hands on to finish the race. Man was not meant to ride a bike around an entire fucking country.

Shaq just needs to start making movies period. Fuck having a script, just follow him around with a camera. That's how they made "Bad Santa." They just gave Billy Bob Thorton a shitload of whiskey and a Santa suit.