I haven't seen a letter like that since Curtis got cracked in the face by his white teacher.

I've said it before and I'll say it again......she was funny in those Jack Link Beef Jerky commercials, I don't care what anyone says.

Maybe it was a show of support for their new minority owner, the Fukushima Daiichi Energy Concern.

Max Rockatansky just quit the force again.

Eh, that's what that Japanese guy thought about Bullet Tooth Tony, and we all know how that turned out.

Raburn, however, is faaaar from catching the all-time slap assist leader. Ms. Turner could not be reached for comment.

Do you think the place will have a "Bed, Bath & Beyond"? Hiii-yooooo!

Unless John Goodman shows up drunk wearing a Burger King crown, I ain't watchin'.

In that guy's defense, real mail-order brides are unbelievably expensive.

He's cool, just don't get it in his eye.

Right after music stores stop listing all black artists under "URBAN."

I bet these guys don't tip either...

You know the dickhead from Al's Locksmith will charge them an extra $100 since the lockout happened after 5pm.

Akshay Buddiga just had a goddamned stroke.

Unfortunately, Dr. Schlotkin is still tied up with the Princess Vespa job.

Bruise Weekly: The porn magazine for people with osteogenesis imperfecta.

THANKS FOR REMINDING ME