Well this lampshade I got CAME from a guy like that....does that count?

The head honchos at ESPN might want to consider switching to a bag of oranges instead. They tend to leave less permanent damage.

Man, Geordi La Forge is jacked.

Fortunately, Delonte West showed up with his guitar case and was able to smooth everything over.

YESSSSSS and my prop bet comes in.

Unless the extended version of this commercial contains footage of Danica Patrick driving a car with a lick of competency, I'm not interested.

Yes, he definitely wasn't faking a knee injury to catch the defense off-guard, Joe Buck you clod.

@vodkanaut: As soon as I figure out how to get this house arrest bracelet off, I'm there!

John Madden isn't texting, he thinks its a sandwich.

Fucking white people.

Alright, we need a 2 point conversion attempt as soon as possible here.

@ClueHeywood: Hey, that's ALLEGED rapist thank you very much.

@willmmmm: Go for the eyes.

@UkraineNotWeak: Its funny because he talks like he's black!

HAHA Omar Epps wants this shit to get going.

@girlwonder: When will a member of Congress pass a bill making it illegal to subject your child to that shit?!

@Len Bias Cocaine Surplus: Just wait until he teams up with Carlos Mencia! You haven't laughed like that since 9/11!

At least I can watch the COPS marathon riiiight up until kickoff.

@willmmmm: Yeah I'm probably going to switch to vodka & Sprite once the game actually starts.

What's everyone's drink of choice for the night? I'm currently going with the White Russian, but that may change eventually.