I'm all about some gun control, but when you look at places like this that still have massive amounts of gun crime it does make you wonder if it actually makes a difference.

Yes, like Baltimore and DC. Waitasec

BIG GLOBE!

My dog does the same thing. It made watching Planet Earth II quite the chore.

Lagwagon and Propagandhi are both on the playlist

Cloudwater brewing is fantastic.

I couldn't even tell you who my commencement speaker was. All I kept thinking was "Good God, it's hot. I'm so hungover. Good God, it's hot. I'm so hungover."

Universal…After Dark!

This is not going to go well.

"Ok everyone, just like we practiced. Shawn, try not to shit your pants this time"

Dong

Thank God

punk ass bitch

[holds up sign with picture of screw and baseball]

Tubular

I read this as Roger Stone and got way too excited.

Blaming women for bad dates makes you an MRA? But what if you go out with a shitty woman?

It does combine the drama of a child custody hearing with
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arm wrestling!

This is my favorite late night segment by far

plain khaki shorts, chubbies, seer sucker shorts, madras shorts, colored twill shorts