Wait, what?

Same here. I was at a dinner party and one of my friends said "Oh I feel so bad, I didn't have cash to tip the Uber driver." I was like, you're supposed to tip your Uber driver? Then I googled it and, sure enough, you are.

Nice. We just got Lyft in my area.

Man, I'm glad I'm not the only one who didn't know that.

I only recently learned that you're supposed to tip your Uber driver. Whoops. My rating must be pretty shitty.

How artistic. He must be a very deep thinker.

What the holy fuck are you talking about?

They had to have someone laugh like a hyena at SVP's tired ass Baltimore jokes.

I'm sure MLB Network will take him with open arms.

Yep, that was also particularly egregious. All of this stuff was around the same roughly 3 year period which also coincided with the start of the "Embrace Debate" period which brought the ascension of noted douche bag Skip Bayless.

MLB Network is the shit. Live look-ins whenever something cool is happening in a game, good analysis.

I think it was right around the Brett Favre retirement debacle that I just couldn't stand watching non-sporting event ESPN programming. A 60 minute SportsCenter would be 40 minutes of Brett Favre news every day for months. Then the same thing happened with Tim Tebow when he was with the Broncos. Just couldn't do it…

He's very Curt Schilling-esque on Twitter. Definite right wing, hot taking, loon

"I did it! I took the Lindbergh baby! I am Josef Mengele!"

but…but…what about my begonias?

It's bad enough my underpants are loaded with skidmarks, I don't need everyone KNOWING about it.
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Oh shit.

I'm going to make a killing on my ratty lawn-mowing jeans.

Aside: that 30 Rock episode is wonderful.

They Chaffetz'ed Chaffetz, B!

Technically it was my sisters, but I loved it. I probably beat it 10 times but just kept starting over because it was so much fun.