It's a great firearm. I'm thinking about getting a 19 for my carry piece. The .45 is waaaay to big to carry.

Yeah, I don't know if my Glock 21 is gonna cut it when the shit goes down.

Why you slick sons of bitches!

That's sooo Satan

Plus, don't people still have the option of not taking a job if it doesn't pay what they consider to be enough? If you don't want to take the $11 an hour a business is offering, go dig ditches for the city

Brought back several crowlers of various IPA from Triple Crossing and The Answer in Richmond so the beer fridge is stocked well for now.

Tittybong? Of the Hampton Tittybongs?

"The?"
*checks dictionary*
"Well I'll be damned"

"Which region has the nation's best pizza?"
Opens large, leather bound book.
Puts on glasses.
Flips to middle of book, looks for passage.
Clears throat
"New York"
Slams book shut.

too soon

Vlad Guerrero? Vladdy Daddy? Man, that guy could really hit a baseball.

You're a lifesaver, thanks again

Thanks! I've been researching breweries to go to. So far had Monkish, Mumford and Highland Park

"Where did it go? Your dog's tail? Your dog has no tail. It's crazy."

If my drinking habits are any indication, then yes. Tremendously.

When I was a kid I would take an old, worn leather belt and use it as a whip like Indiana Jones. I put a tube of Chapstick on my dresser and would try to hit it with the belt. I connected good and it kinda exploded and shot up in the air and left a big cherry colored mark on my ceiling that is still there.

May as well be

He takes himself too seriously anyway. He could use a good ribbing.

I got Madonna's big dick coming out of my left ear, and Toby the Jap… I-don't-know-what coming out of my right!

Feel free to ship me any New Glarus sours/fruit beers as well!