[farts]

Nice stems, toots

WRONG KID DIED

Is this, in fact, what it sounds like when doves cry?

Cake or death?

Why did you agree to do this stupid interview?

"being reassured by a certain genital faced Pokémon" sounds like something that would happen in a nightmare. Actually, so do the election results…

Krispy Kreme is like eating a delicious, sugary cloud. The only perk of living in the south.

We return from the depths of the badland
With a gun and a knife and a waistband
Went to war with the devil and shaytan
He wore a bad toupee and a spray tan

2017 is already starting off with good news!

Speaking of which, we're about due for the new installment of "The Presidents" are we not? This would be GWB

Plus the 60's and 70's brought an explosion of media and arts not seen previously. Pop music really came into its own then and television exploded.

Also usually dry hopped or double dry hopped. Very juicy

Dogfish is cool. They do some interesting things, but they don't seem to keep up with current beer trends (not that that's necessarily a bad thing. There's alot to be said to sticking with what you do best and not chasing every new trend).

They'll have a more fruit forward taste. Very floral. Usually very hazy/cloudy. Big mouth feel and nowhere near the bitterness/pine taste of most standard IPAs. You'll hear them referred to as "fruit bombs" often.

Going to Asheville. Initially we were going to see GZA do Liquid Swords at the Orange Peel but Wu Tang announced a reunion show in Vegas so GZA bailed to do that instead. They replaced him with Talib Kweli so we're still going to go as that should be a cool show too. Hitting up many Asheville breweries and bottle…

Yeah the idontwanttobeu. Haven't had that one yet as it's almost impossible to get cans unless you know someone available to stand in line on a Tuesday. I did have the Daddy's Home over the summer which is similar. One of the best beers I've had. Crucial Crucial Aunt Aunt I had last weekend and it was really good too.

Trying to get my hands on some Surf Wax, but not sure how well that'll go. If nothing else I should be able to get some Gang of Blades.

Really enjoying this nationwide New England style IPA trend going on now. Went to Richmond and hit up The Veil and Triple Crossing. Going to Asheville for New Years and looking forward to going to Burial and Wicked Weed. At some point I want to try to real deal like Treehouse, Trilliam etc

Officially worried about Bob Dylan, Jack Nicholson and Willie Nelson