You can take your reasonable expectations of human beings and GET THE HELL OUT OF HERE! This is NOT the place for this sort of reasonable suggestions!

also fun and not at all depressing: check the number of days congressional inquiries on things like 9/11, jfk assassination, pearl harbor etc lasted versus how many days they spent on Benghazi.

My mom is a ghost?!

Says you!

#whowatchesthewhovian

It really figures that Jesus would fly first class. Ooooh, fancy pants son of God, savior of mankind. Excuuuuuse me…

Unrelated but the annoying guy who sets next to me at work just asked if I had seen Borat. I told him yes I had, like eleven years ago and he still continued to quote it to me. I hate that guy.

Starting at 9pm on WWHY we GET THE LED OUT! Followed by Mandatory Metallica from 10-11 on WWHY! WWHY: WHERE ROCK LIVES!

and saying he "harassed" a woman is putting it mildly. He stuck his dick and balls in her face. More like assault.

I think you're great Mr. Herpes.

Ya see, the secret is commenting way after everyone has lost interest in the article.

*kisses fingertips* Thats-a the stuff

Hopefully it includes today's news of his animal torture/gruesome porn collection he had amassed including kiddie stuff.

One of Family Guy's shining moments.

Another sanitized, family/estate approved biopic. Nothing to see here.

"Get away from me or I'm calling the cops"
Message received, ma'am

I ain't fartin' on no snare drum

When I first saw TJ Miller I totally thought he was some sort of Busey

It's hard to sing gangsta rap out loud what with all the N words and such.

So which member of the AV Club commenting crew is this guy?