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Would you mind expanding on that? I'm not familiar with that rumor.

yet another victory for the execs over at Big Teti

I WAS A BASKETBALL!

So can we just use this Newswire as a place to talk about LastFM or whatever the fuck that commenting thing was called?

Is it time to test the new commenting thingamajig yet? Am I in the right place? Can someone help me? Hello? Hello? …

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"Note to self…learn how to fight"

I don't know, is it? Shouldn't you know that before posting the story?

He'd play my tapes, I'd look for my tapes, I can't find my tapes and… he's got 'em. Got 'em in his room.

This seems like it will be bad. If you watch it, you are a bad person.

Yeah I thought I heard him on Colbert a couple years ago saying that he was an Obama supporter.

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Sigh. It seemed like only yesterday I was 15 years old, bedroom walls covered in posters and pull outs from magazines like Circus and Hit Parader, laying on the bed and listening to a CD while obsessively reading over the liner notes and lyrics. So much so that the liner note pullouts would get holes in the creases of…

I always make sure the hotel has a pool whenever we vacation to the beach so I can still swim without getting into the ocean.

My wife is super scared of a hobo getting into our basement and just camping out down there. There is like this little shed that connects to the outside that in turn connects to the basement. We keep all the doors locked but she freaks out about it all the same.

My early to mid 2000's holy trinity of rock bands was My Morning Jacket, Band of Horses and Dr. Dog.