I was afraid to shower after P.E. but only because of my miniscule penis. It's grown since then. Seriously, it has.

I dumped on her chest

What a nerd

Scheduling conflicts, eh? Those women aren't going to date rape themselves I guess.

Thems some child bearin hips right there

With a special guest appearance by Kirk Cameron

Bravo

Saturday the wife and I painted our stupid living room and it was stupid. Sunday I watched The Royal Rumble and it was stupid. Weekends are stupid.

Kriss Kross "Totally Krossed Out" on cassette. Don't hate.

Oh, Oh, Oh! I'm from Roanoke!

But why?

Yeah my wife is really supportive. It's tough hanging out with the same people and being around that stuff now. Trying to stay in and go to the movies a lot now.

i'm just getting sober. man, its rough

It is 8:15 on a Friday night and people are still here talking about Star Wars toys. All is right in AVC world.

Wasn't that what Bray Wyatt was trying to do with Cena though? Make him turn heel and show that he wasn't the hero that the fans made him out to be?
Also: OH YOU DIDN'T KNOW???? YOUR ASS BETTA CAAAAAAAALLLLLLL SOMEBODDDDYYYY
My favorite intro in wrestling history

It's almost Goose Island Bourbon County Stout time mothafuckas!

and the weekly top fortyyyyyy!

It was my fifth wedding anniversary. Mrs. Sudson and I went to dinner and drinks and got really really drunk then went to King's Dominion the next day. Let me tell you something about riding alot of roller coasters when hungover. It is…not pleasant.

So I'm confused. Are you unfamiliar with her and not trying to speak to her specific case or what?

I was 3-4 years old in 1986 and that song scared the shit out of me. I still don't understand why.