In before the endless list of ePeen flaunting. It's what 3DMark was made for.

Hysterical! I haven't been that amused by a gaming article in a long time.

Yeah, I in no way think the actual story is exploitative. I just think it'd make a great comedy. Like a modern Trading Places. Eddie Murphy can play Cwi Nqani.

Yeah, there doesn't seem to be much basis for the accusation of "exploitation" other than it was done by a corporation. He had never played games, loved them, and people worked so he could get a chance to visit a new country, experience a new culture, and play games on a national stage. Sounds like he had a great time…

I am okay with this so long as Samsung sends a senior executive to Namibia, where the local population can similarly laugh at his inability to fit into their culture.

I have finally gotten into Red Dead Redemption. And hoo boy is it a good one.

If you want to go a bit cheaper, the LG Cinema 3D monitors also work very well, and you can find the 23" for less than $350. It's passive 3D, which restricts viewing angles slightly, but also lets you use cheaper glasses. And it comes with drivers to make a lot of non-native 3D games 3D. Plus the PS3 works with it.

Tilt to Live and Fruit Ninja

For some reason the title made me think of this fake commercial from The League. Don't agonize! Notarize!

The Drowning Pool mashup is my favorite still.

Oh, well if they are anti-piracy through legal hammer wielding then it is ironic. I assumed they were an advocacy and information group, not a legal one.

Technically yes, but the headline seems to imply: "Because this group didn't clear the nebulous legalese surrounding a song they paid for before using it in other mediums, it totally vindicates all you guys downloading games without paying on the internet." It's mildly ironic, but more likely just an administrative…

Yeah, but SOPA is idiotic legislation. If someone posts a copyrighted song in your comment section you're a piracy website until you can prove your innocence. It's terrible.

This is a somewhat misleading header. The suit is regarding licensing, not overt piracy. They paid for the song and then repurposed it for other uses without clearing the secondary use through his lawyers. They didn't illegally download or obtain the song. They over-extended the license. I fail to see the irony...

My fighting name is Sex Ghost.

SWEET GOD ALMIGHTY!

"Oh, forgive me. I just finished dismembering another student, and hadn't cleaned up yet."

You can't take (name reviewer) seriously, because he gave (some score) to (some arbitrary game) but (other score) to (totally unrelated game). But I enjoyed that game and not the other, so because we disagree he is terrible at having an opinion because it is not mine.

Were... were those cylindrical wiggling things supposed to be penises? I am genuinely confused what demographic they are targeting.

If you aren't wearing Cicero's jesters clothes, you're missing out. Too bad they have no armor ratings...