What’s the difference between this and Magary’s writing? The added layer of racist humor? Maybe “Large” isn’t your cup of tea, but that’s just preferring Playboy to Hustler. I do not understand the bead-clutching, finger-wagging shade thrown at Barstool when its coming from Deadspin. Deadspin, the FavreDick-posting,…

Should Laura expect to answer for any nefarious behavior by the executives of Univision?

It’s also not a way you want to describe your President, but, here we are.

Even money it was a Marlins visor.

Long over due.

“[weeps].”

I’ve seen Drew Magary say FAR worse things about Mayo.

Fuck you Schilling. Fuck you for preventing me from voting Rovell. Worst tweet should always be Rovell.

Calling that Dan’s podcast instead of PFTCommenter’s podcast is a crime.

Per law, the dogs are required to use the bathroom that corresponds to their breed identity at birth. Which, for most breeds, is anywhere they damn well please.

Well, if we consult the McCann Convention, I’m sure all of the following would be violations: Smiling, laughing, displaying admiration and respect for an opponent’s achievement, acknowledging implicitly that playing baseball can be fun, and having a name that ends in one of them funny foreign letters like ‘Z’.

Torn ACL? I could have sworn it was a combination of plantar fasciitis and karma izabitchititus.

Swamp Dragons is still better than the Nets’ other timely name-change option in the mid-90s: the Shotgun-Riding Autobahn Racers.

Dude is a soulless clown. A farcical robot who uses other people’s insight to make himself seem profound, when in reality he is completely full of shit.

Dude is a soulless clown. A farcical robot who uses other people’s insight to make himself seem profound.