Nice try, Mike Schmidt.

Deadspin’s Things that should Die:

Casey was really jonesing for that one, amirite?

What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh?

They assume we’re all stupid. They’d have to to try and pull these stunts.

Dr. Ford’s legacy of heroism is indelible, imo. I will not soon forget the grace and intelligence she displayed under a shroud of courage few can emulate. She is an inspiration for us all to be better. Regardless of what occurs from a confirmation standpoint, she accepted an unwanted responsibility, a nearly impossible…

The discrepancy between Dr Cole’s courage, tactful, and intelligent testimony compared to the mediocre, unprofessional and... unjudicial nature of Kavanaugh’s was stunning. I can’t fathom backing him for a vote. If GOP had any scruples, they’d admit he’s a poor nominee and withdraw his name from consideration. The…

Great write-up, Patrick. Kid is one of those legends from overseas that will never get the credit they deserve for making MMA the entertainment spectacle and incredible sport it yearns to become. Kid, Yoshihiro Akiyama, Minowa-man, and the GOAT Sakuraba... these guys are incredible and not enough ink can be spilled to…

My criterion for comedy is quite simple: if it is funny, then I like it. The mass-majority of what’s published on Barstool does not fit that description. Large’s called-out Mexican joke wasn’t there either; it was forced with an unnecessary slur for a punchline. But I’ve read some of his other blogs and find them to…

/insert “Why Not Both?” .gif here

I like Drew’s style quite a bit and if I had to choose, would prefer him to this Large fellow. But, from what I’ve read, Large is quite adept at telling a story and turning a phrase... he’s a solid comedic writer. You may not like his reliance on racial stereotypes and that’s fine, but it’s a matter of taste at that…

What’s the difference between this and Magary’s writing? The added layer of racist humor? Maybe “Large” isn’t your cup of tea, but that’s just preferring Playboy to Hustler. I do not understand the bead-clutching, finger-wagging shade thrown at Barstool when its coming from Deadspin. Deadspin, the FavreDick-posting,…

I worked at an Amazon sorting center for a few months last “peak.” Frankly, robots should be doing this function, and when the technology exists, I fully expect them to. But in the meantime, hundreds of employees, and I use the term employees loosely, can make a few extra bucks and get some exercise in exchange for…

We can smell it

He’s been on PMT in the past. Using Deadspin logic, I’m pretty sure it’s PFT Commenter’s fault.

I really enjoy PFT’s work, been a fan for years (I liked this band before it was cool to like this band, man!). In fact, I never knew Barstool existed before he migrated there. His anonymity is a cool quirk of his persona, and finding out about him online (his short film, hobbies, etc), adds another layer.

‘’Tis the season, I suppose

Janetty tried to dive thru the window to escape!” Gets me every time. RIP in peace, Bobby The Brain.

Janetty tried to dive thru the window to escape!

/ insert gratuitous New Jack reference here