No joke, a TSA agent once winked at me when we waved the wand over my crotch area. Of course I was pulling a Derek Smalls at the time, but that’s beside the point.

Mickey Mantle would’ve eaten more... if he wasn’t too hung over to try.

Meek suggestion: STOP TALKING ABOUT THE ELECTION. It was six months ago, ffs. Consistently referencing it is misdirection at best, but more likely, an opaque reference to your dwindling constituent supporters that you, you know, have actually done something in their best interest since taking over, because actually…

Sioux does he think he’s fooling?

looks like a guy who refers to his drugs as vitamins

How dare you!

There’s more to the story: prior to last season, Bucs FO insisted Cutch play much shallower than he was comfortable with. Too many balls were dropping in front of him for easy singles, they advised. But they overestimated Cutch’s ability to go back on balls, which is abjectly horrible, and his overall defensive…

I enjoy when Brown and Blass spend entire innings roasting each other doing games as a tandem, barely calling the action on the field. The same tired jokes never get old during a a sleepy matinee loss in August.

Spin Zone: Everyone should wear #66.

Big deal, Kim Jung-Fun hit, like, 7 holes-in-one... in his first attempt playing golf!

My question is for Hannah.

I know what you mean! I have a healthy, unnecessary collection and I’m confident my kids will use them as kindling in earth’s dystopian future.

What do you guys think about Utah? The Mormonism thing really blows my mind.

What’s the most useless purchase you can recall making?

So you washed like four dishes?

Voters need to remember this and vote out those who ignored their constituents. Simple as that.

Are you guys looking to increase the output on the site? Have you been keeping tabs on Barstool recently?

I’ve always thought Simmons’s internal monologue during his show was his conscience reminding himself “Don’t overreact, play it cool...Don’t overreact, play it cool...” in every on-camera moment post-2011. Which, along with the fact that he’s a boring person, is why he came off as boring. He tried to refrain from…

What did the heckler shout at the News when it was trying playing new material?

I’ve always thought Simmons’s internal monologue was reminding himself “Don’t overreact, play it cool...Don’t overreact, play it cool...” in every on-camera moment post-2011, which is why he came off as boring. He tried to refrain from being the fanboy he really is at heart because his LA-ness was ingrained at that…