I’ve always thought Simmons’s internal monologue during his show was his conscience reminding himself “Don’t overreact, play it cool...Don’t overreact, play it cool...” in every on-camera moment post-2011. Which, along with the fact that he’s a boring person, is why he came off as boring. He tried to refrain from…

What did the heckler shout at the News when it was trying playing new material?

I’ve always thought Simmons’s internal monologue was reminding himself “Don’t overreact, play it cool...Don’t overreact, play it cool...” in every on-camera moment post-2011, which is why he came off as boring. He tried to refrain from being the fanboy he really is at heart because his LA-ness was ingrained at that…

Dude could pass for 35, easy.

She’s like a funny Suzanne Somers.

Almost definitely the latter. The Stellers should be pretty good again next year, plus he’d be walking away from ~$20M.

In the two dozen or so texts I sent during the game, the word “arrogance” was prominent. To think that the Steelers base 3-4 w/o Heyward would, for the first time, put enough pressure on Brady to keep the game close was the definition of arrogant. Pgh’s LBs are quality, secondary weak, and how many plays were…

Can’t wait for Goodell to give him a big ol’ hug when he’s drafted!

Is that your dog? What a beauty. What breed is it?

How many times a month do you bone a sig other?

Has anyone ever played his hand worse than f’n Chris Christie?

You rich now, Drew?

Do y’all have any debt?

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Pennsyl-tucky on full display last night. I was shocked and deeply disappointed.

Diaz-Diaz 2020(9)

I feel bad for the Tribe.

You spelled Florida wrong

Is AJ ok?

Drinking milk from animals is gross, right?