RIP in peace, Teddy B.

I’m excited for her first post-breakup interview.

No mentions of Aaron Donald? You f’ers can’t even roast right.

RIP in peace, John.

Golly gee, Wally! The Beav is all growns up, and his name is Dowell Loggains!

I love Nick Diaz like family. I told Anik back in ‘08 the Diaz Bros were going to be the biggest thing in MMA, and it only took seven years, three suspensions, and 11 more combined losses to make that happen.

Well, now’s his best opportunity to actually become a cyborg, amirite?!

Hey, I live in Pennsylvania! Yinz want a coup, ‘n at?

Lt. Wrigglesworth = Chief Wiggam

Angelic, I think not! This guy should play in Jersey, amirite?

Brady-blowing botoxed Batman blowhard, Barkley & Bill

NL Central update:

IMO, LeBron should have been the MVP even if GS won Game 7.

Ugh, where’s that Bugs Bunny gif, and how can we saw Florida off into the ocean for real?

Describe AJ in five words or less

Jalopniks assemble! What car is that?

What do you mean? Of course he got served... Johnny F’n Futbol goes out and gets fubarred every night, homey!

I’m still unsure if the ball hit him in the crotch, or if he just noticed the scoreboard.