Jalopniks assemble! What car is that?

What do you mean? Of course he got served... Johnny F’n Futbol goes out and gets fubarred every night, homey!

I’m still unsure if the ball hit him in the crotch, or if he just noticed the scoreboard.

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I think he would be deserving, but I would not call him the front-runner. I would rank the Conn favorites:

More like Cav-nots, amirite?!

Just imagine what he would be today. Like (Conor McGregor x LeBron James)^50

It looks like the Penn State logos, which, well... F#%@ Penn State.

Burke Waldron is the man. I hope he signed a ball for Steve Clevenger.

So... I’m just assuming he was drunk. Fair? Fair.

I have Pens-Bolts Game 7 tickets for tomorrow night, second row from the glass. This morning the wife reminded me it is preschool graduation for my five year-old, same time. What would you do?

PFTC is a genius, no? I’m pretty sure he is.

I believe the HoF ball bag actually belongs to Steven Adams’s father.

I believe the HoF ballbag belongs to Steven Adams’ dad, father of 17.

I’m Bill Simmons. Remember me? I’m just older now.

I bet Tanner, Landon, Landin and Landyn were thrilled!

Yeah, I gave Dane Cook a chance once, too, man. It’s more a fad than a lifestyle.

Favorite: Avengers