He probably felt better after he ate a bowl of his favorite cereal.

Pictured: Head of NFL Officiating Dean Blandino

The NFL’s PR team will be faxing over a job offer.

He’ll reportedly be replaced on a interim basis by assistant coach J.B. Bickerstaff.

They're nothing if not predictable. They yelled the same thing before the 2012 election.

Except for the tablets he fumbled when he saw the golden calf.

This is beyond horrifying.

Just saw this on my Facebook newsfeed.

Uncle: I can’t believe he said that.

So when I placed my penis inside of a hot dog bun and asked my wife if she wanted a “cock meat sandwich” I was wrong? WTF !?!?

By the looks of it, every Bruce Arians shit is a tough one.

Why doesn’t he just drink recovery water instead?

Blows them up on Fourth of July, reveals them right before Halloween. They’ll grow back on Easter.

You have no idea what you’re talking about

I hear there’s now a bed full of assault weapons in the Cowboys locker room in case Hardy wants to show some more leadership to his teammates. Especially the teammates who are mouthy bitches who best be knowing their place.

You bastard. I’M STARVING.

Good to see that Justin Blackmon is back in town.