Hillary did better than anyone expected yesterday. There was a moment where she shot a glance at this Senator, I forget which one, after he turned his attitude up a little too loud and you could feel him shrinking in his seat. She may as well have screamed at him “I told everyone to check their fucking priviledge at…

Ten replies without a direct answer? Webber’s a natural professor.

Webber needs a timeout..(I know.....I know)

Whenever I’ve left a job by mutual agreement, the boss said, “You’re fired,” and I said, “If that’s the way you feel, I don’t want to work here anymore.”

Anyone who beats up Golden Tate is okay by me.

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He really wanged that ball. I mean he just cocked back and drilled it. That thing was hammered. Even a one-eyed monster could tell that junk was headed all the way to Johnsonville. The Mets are really giving the Cubs the shaft.

You’re full of shit. I’m a Cubs homer until the first shovel of dirt hits my face, but the ivy pre-dates you and me and everyone we know, so don’t act like the Cubs just threw up a screen of plants to fuck your guy up. Try being a gracious winner, or, at least, reading up on “ground rules.”

It’s good to see that Harbaugh is changing the culture in Ann Arbor. Recruits can’t wait to play at Bawl So Hard University.

Bartolo Colon: [approaches beer slip n slide]

Murphy’s accomplishments aside, can we please take a moment to embrace the batshit craziness of the following statement:

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Yep, it landed on the scoreboard.

According to a friend who works on the Wrigley Field maintenance crew, that ball landed on top of the video screen and is still there.

I think it turned out better than it could have. Historically, when Blackhawks took too long to do something, Rangers would just shoot them and steal their land.

I bet CC Sabathia was even more upset he missed the game when he heard that the stadium was full of boos.

There needs to be a new rule clarifying this for the future so teams can’t continue to bat the ball like that. We’ll call it, The Calvin Johnson Rule.

Such incredible ignorance to so insultingly paint an entire gender with such a broad brush.

Clearly he meant Asian women.

I firmly believe that if the Cubs win the World Series, the city of Chicago will be absolutely destroyed. Everything will be smashed and burned. Everything.

I really wish the Steeler-Raven games were as violent as they make them out to be in the buildup.